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If you are Sir Thomas of Rosato, Sir Mark of Endor, or any other loyal allies in Ulster County, please contact Emperor Davud the Great immediately!
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Greetings and Salutations! You have come upon the headquarters of the Rebellion of Ish. If you are in the Ulster County region, even better if you attend Onteora central schools (more on that school later) please email me at [email protected] to join the Rebels and our valiant fight against the evil Nick of Phscadelia. We are a small band of soldiers with a need for field pieces (potato cannons) and we would appreciate any blueprints that anyone wants to send us. | If you are wondering about joining the forces of Ish, the heiriarchy of command is thus: Sir Davud the Great, Supreme Emperor of Ish Sir Thomas of Rosato, Field Commander Sir Mark of Endor Sir James the Strong Sir Josh the Bubble, of the Order of the Green Bubble If you have any questions or wish to join our valiant struggle, or aid us with potato cannon plans, please email Sir Davud the Great and [email protected]
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If you are Sir Nick of Psycadelia, please LEAVE!
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The Forces of Ish are centered around the Palace of Ish, in Woodstock, NY. The exact directions cannot be disposed of at this time, since it is a matter of security. Fortunately, no attacks have been staged against us as of yet, but idle and quite hollow threats have been made on the part of Sir Nick of Psycadelia. Fortunately, we have just been given a dispatch by one of the members of the Enemy, and it has been quite revealing. Thank you to our source!
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The Enemies' Secret!
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News of the land is afoot! We just received a report from a very reliable source in high chain of command of the Enemy! Our source confided in us that he has no wish to squelch the rebellion, but is persuaded to by the vile Sir Nick! Also, we received a message about the state of their field pieces from the same source! We have revealed Nick's treachery and have confirmation that they indeed have NO catapult, NO potato cannons, and NO potato bazooka! It is a good day for the Forces of Ish! Please enlist today!
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